I wish none of you were sad
Kaneki as a Maths teacher: what’s 1000 minus 7?
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
people who can fall asleep within five minute of lying down are not actually human beings but thousands of bedbugs in a flesh suit who dont require sleep and are merely waiting for you to lower your guard
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
My whole life has been leading up to this moment
"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
twirl twirl twirl…
What i deal with everyday
my birds are weird
IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.
i found my senior quote